danceswithdoritos: draemishs: coolasacalliope: thedoctorpottergames: causticgambler: nayariverax: remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts. WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT IT WAS HERE IN AMERICA TOO OMFG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST US AUSTRALIA TOO I DON’T THINK ANYONE ESCAPED IT WAS EVERYWHERE IT WAS EVEN IN CANADA
starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
littleaphheadcanons: kikutalia: littleaphheadcanons: If North Italy laughs too hard or gets super excited he gets the hiccups. Wow, this is precious <3
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: the moon is kind of a creep the sun is polite and leaves when it’s night time meanwhile during the day sometimes you can see the moon just watching
i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true
rneerkat: thisisnotlogansblog: rneerkat: rneerkat: is there a month between april and june? may be you can’t answer your own jokes “why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
dt-rex: jaredhower: my problem isn’t that my favorite fictional characters aren’t real, it’s that i’m not fictional Why is this so fucking accurate
baconbandersnatch: pippa6100: I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr Well I’ll be dimmadamned.