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shotgunshutshispiehole: theyatemytaylor: ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP YOU PEOPLE LIKE THESE STORIES SO I’M GONNA GIVE YOU ONE See this lady I’m hugging? That’s my great-grandma. She’s not even 80 (my family had babies young and then there’s me) but don’t let that fool you. I’m pretty fucking sure she’s the mob boss.When she wants something done, it gets done. Sometimes we don’t even know how. BUT THAT’S NOT WHY I’M TELLING YOU ABOUT HER BECAUSE I COULD GO ON ABOUT MY BADASS G-MA ALL DAY. This is why: This picture was taken during the visit on mother’s day. Now, my grandmother doesn’t like living in a home because she still has her mind. The other residents, unfortunately, do not. There’s not a lot to do and it’s hard for her to get anything when the nurses are pretty preoccupied with the other, less sane residents. So my dad says “Just act crazy with them. It’ll be fun.” and I saw my chance I told her to do something, quietly, so no one would hear. As we were leaving, her personal nurse gave us farewells (and was a bit condescending to G-ma, but I know that can’t be helped). Just before we walked out, the nurse said: “That was nice of your family to visit.” “Yeah. Always sad when they have to leave.” At this point, my grandmother gives me a look and continues speaking: “But it’s okay, because I’m never alone.” (pause) “Oh, what do you mean?” “I always have my angel with me.” “Awww like an angel watching over you? Like your husband?” “No. A different angel. His name is Castiel. He wears a trenchcoat.” Let me tell you, I have never laughed and cried so hard in my life to watch that nurse’s expression. THIS IS WHY I LOVE MY G-MA. THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD LOVE MY G-MA TOO. I THINK THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORY ON TUMBLR OH MY GOD PLEASE GIVE YOUR GREAT GRANDMA A HUG FOR ME OMFG A+
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shotgunshutshispiehole:

theyatemytaylor:

ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP YOU PEOPLE LIKE THESE STORIES SO I’M GONNA GIVE YOU ONE

See this lady I’m hugging? That’s my great-grandma. She’s not even 80 (my family had babies young and then there’s me) but don’t let that fool you. I’m pretty fucking sure she’s the mob boss.When she wants something done, it gets done. Sometimes we don’t even know how.

BUT THAT’S NOT WHY I’M TELLING YOU ABOUT HER BECAUSE I COULD GO ON ABOUT MY BADASS G-MA ALL DAY.

This is why:

This picture was taken during the visit on mother’s day. Now, my grandmother doesn’t like living in a home because she still has her mind. The other residents, unfortunately, do not. There’s not a lot to do and it’s hard for her to get anything when the nurses are pretty preoccupied with the other, less sane residents.

So my dad says “Just act crazy with them. It’ll be fun.”

and I saw my chance

I told her to do something, quietly, so no one would hear. As we were leaving, her personal nurse gave us farewells (and was a bit condescending to G-ma, but I know that can’t be helped). Just before we walked out, the nurse said:

“That was nice of your family to visit.”

“Yeah. Always sad when they have to leave.”

At this point, my grandmother gives me a look and continues speaking:

“But it’s okay, because I’m never alone.”

(pause)

“Oh, what do you mean?”

“I always have my angel with me.”

“Awww like an angel watching over you? Like your husband?”

“No. A different angel. His name is Castiel. He wears a trenchcoat.”

Let me tell you, I have never laughed and cried so hard in my life to watch that nurse’s expression.

THIS IS WHY I LOVE MY G-MA. THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD LOVE MY G-MA TOO.

I THINK THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORY ON TUMBLR OH MY GOD PLEASE GIVE YOUR GREAT GRANDMA A HUG FOR ME OMFG A+

rainbowbarfeverywhere: Guardian Angel AU: It’s when Hiccup is ten and alone in his room, just sitting there because that’s it, he’s given up, because no one wants to play with the weird kid and his dad’s only getting more distant as his prestige flourishes. It’s when Hiccup asks himself, ‘Why won’t anyone like me?’ and Jack answers, ‘Hey, I like you. I’d always be here even if you weren’t chosen for me.’ That’s when Jack begins to look at Hiccup as something more than his charge. Full View (click download) Yeah, this was supposed to have textures and shit but then I got pissed off because I didn’t like how it looked like and I said fuck. YES I SPENT TWO HOURS FOR NOTHING OTL I give up on everything and Hiccup looks older than ten /shrug. Also, how does one draw feet? Or anatomy? Or wings, even?
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rainbowbarfeverywhere:

Guardian Angel AU: It’s when Hiccup is ten and alone in his room, just sitting there because that’s it, he’s given up, because no one wants to play with the weird kid and his dad’s only getting more distant as his prestige flourishes.

It’s when Hiccup asks himself, ‘Why won’t anyone like me?’ and Jack answers, ‘Hey, I like you. I’d always be here even if you weren’t chosen for me.’

That’s when Jack begins to look at Hiccup as something more than his charge.

Full View (click download)

Yeah, this was supposed to have textures and shit but then I got pissed off because I didn’t like how it looked like and I said fuck. YES I SPENT TWO HOURS FOR NOTHING OTL

I give up on everything and Hiccup looks older than ten /shrug. Also, how does one draw feet? Or anatomy? Or wings, even?

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